The plan was simple. Orbit one of Harmony's Righteous Satellites
above earth, the planet selected as their emigration destination.
In one week's time, jam all earth communications to broadcast
a warning announcement that, in six months, the people of harmony
would arrive to peacefully co-habitate earth after behaviors
throughout the nations had been modified to harmonic standards.
The process would be simple, certain and physically painless!
Many people and institutions throughout the world already embraced
the environment - practiced the behavior and the spirit sought
by the people of Harmony, the announcement would explain. The
difference would be that, without exception, it would be necessary
for all people to adjust their behavior to the expectations
of Harmony's people - within twenty-two weeks!
The announcement would explain the Harmonic Philosophy, which
would drive the cleansing. By September 1, 2009, Harmony's people
would arrive to universal peace on earth and good will toward
all men. That was the plan.
No more war. Never a discouraging word. No crime. No rudeness.
Empty all the prisons. No more disease or illness. Natural death
with dignity in each person's own time. Absolutely responsible
behavior in all things - from healthy living, good decisions,
random acts of kindness, no smoking or excessive drinking, absolutely
no drugs, cheating, crime, pollution, littering, vandalism,
child or spousal abuse or discrimination. There would be order,
acceptance and diversity. Equal justice for all would rule the
days and nights throughout all nations.
The classic Golden Rule would define expected behavior. Simple.
Life would be productive and orderly. And, in one week's time,
at 6:00 A.M. around the world, Harmony's Righteous Satellite
would begin the cleansing with universal efficiency. Each person
acting against The Golden Rule after April 15, would simply,
without any warning - be eliminated - removed from earth - disappear.
No excuses. No second chances. No appeal. No woulda, coulda,
shoulda would be heard. Just certain, immediate elimination.
Any man, woman or child over six choosing to challenge the mandate
would be immediately eliminated as the Righteous Satellite quietly
circled the earth eliminating transgressors.
And so it was. And so it came to be that earth reverted to that
joyful, happily-ever-after place where the sun comes up every
morning - just as earth began.